I'm probably going to need additional surgery on my shoulder in the next month or two. My shoulder is encapsulated with scar tissue and it is preventing me from gaining movement above shoulder height. The surgeon wants to due some strengthening exorcises at the mid section and then decide when to eradicate the scar tissue. The repair is still o. k and the scar tissue is a normal complication. Once they cut the tissue they will immediately start physical therapy to move the shoulder more aggressively to keep the scar tissue from reforming.
So because It may be some time before I will be able to use my arm, and because of the hardship this has created for my employer I resigned from the bank today. "Out with the old". When I got home I received a call telling me I have gotten my clearance approved to become an escort. "In with the new". An escort basically watches contractors as they work to make sure they are not doing anything wrong or "questionable". I don't need to do anything physical and I can work any amount of hours I choose and what hours I want to work. It pays anywhere from $10.00 to $17.00 per hour depending on where I work, and it's tax free.
The best part is now I can tell people when I get back to the states that I was an escort.
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Hey Rick - keep us posted on when this is going to happen, OK?! I don't know what to say about the escort stuff!!!
You can't be an escort unless you have a BIG RED BADGE!!!!!
Hey Rick,
Boy you will do anything to keep from having a real job. Good thing you have Donna, you are the first kept man in the history of the Laverty clan. Well except for Uncle Festus, but he was a weird one anyway. light bulb fetish and all.
Oh but seriously let us know when you go under the knife again, Ask your Doctor if you can take home a sample of the scar tissue in case you become famous they can do a study on it once you are gone, Kinda like Einstein's brain.
I was an escort once, but I was much better paid :)
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