Some days the kids really make me laugh...here's a couple of the most recent times...
Shaun-- was taking a bath and turned on the hot tap. He filled a cup with hot water then poured it down the front of him..."MUM! I burned my tennis balls!"
After making sure he wasn't scalded I burst out laughing "you mean testicles buddy?"
"Yeah, tennis balls"..
Zoe-- got a colouring in picture, one of the ones stores give away as an entry to a competition for the kids to colour so they can hang it up in the shop. Anyway this one had pictures of teddy bears all over it. Zoe coloured it in beautifully, then with a red pen she drew a penis on one of the bears. "And here's his penis Mum". ...horrified I said "Zoe, don't draw a penis on the teddy bear."........"Why not Mum? It's the boy one.".........of course it was.
Who can argue with innocent logic like that???
Hope all is well with everyone!
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haven't seen anything new on here in days..where is everyone????
I'm in the loo.
Hey Sandy, I've been a little busy...no excuse. Your children make me laugh! I hope one day they'll get to know all their American Aunties, Uncles and cousins. It reminds me of the time my sweet little grand-daughter Madelyn announced at a family picnic "Grammy, you've got a big butt!" Yeah, well, that's true and innocent too. Somehow, I didn't laugh so hard, but I did promptly lose 10 pounds!
DAMN! NO TOILET PAPER!!!
That makes me Laugh. It reminds me of the time when the family went to Seaford Inn, I think it was for Thanksgiving. Timmy, in second grade at the time,recited a poem of sorts that was most in appropriate. It was as funny as all get out although. I wanted to crawl under the table as I had a date with me.
Timmy was quite impressed with himself for reciting it correctly and all the laughter. Mom about had a heart attack and Dad had to support Mom but her was holding back the laughter. I think he may have wet his pants.
Someday I recite it for you but not here.
Rick,
Did you find any paper? Nothing like being stranded on the toilet bowl with no paper on the roll.
Sandy, I think we all just needed to wait for a laugh and you provided it - or actually, the kids did! That's why Heavenly Father loves children so much - they tell it like it is!!! Are you keeping a journal of the things they say? I hope so - this is priceless!!
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