1) I like many genre's of music but country music is my favorite.
2) I'm very materialistic. Don't like it. But it's true.
3) I have deficated in the USA, Canada, Mexico, Grand Caymen, Freeport Bahamas,
England, Scotland, the Vatican(Holy Shit!!!), Italy, France, Germany and Kansas.
4)I have some very strong and some might say radical political views.
5) I believe abortion doesn't make you unpregnant. It makes you the mother of a dead baby.
6) I also believe someone who kills an abortion doctor or any politician that makes abortion legal
or possible, is actually saving thousands of lives and the doctors and politicians are merely
collateral damage. Hmmm... didn't Barack HUSSAIN just sign into law that our tax dollars
should be used to pay for international countries to provide abortions?
7) I think Dr Kavorkian is correct. Assisted suicide is much more humain that the way doctors
slowly starve terminally ill patients to death today. But then again the acceptable way makes
more money for doctors, hospitals and drug companies.
8) The Godfather is a great movie.
9) The Godfather part 3 was a lousy movie.
10) My last naturally attained erection was on December 3rd 1989 and it took 3 months to
totally subside. YOU GO BRUNO!!!!!!!!!!!
11) Someday I'm going to have a Great Dane and I'm going to name him Fluffy.
12) I get annoyed at people who claim there religion is the one and only correct religion. There
favorite arguement is "the only way to God is through Jesus Christ" and well that made be true,
there are many paths to Jesus Christ. All religions are about the same anyway. Bhudda was not
a Christian but Jesus would have made a good Bhuddist.
13) My favorite food is Lobster.
14) My favorite vegatable is a 3 way tie. Asparagus, Brussell sprouts, Cabbage.
15)I only wear dark colored briefs. They hide the skid marks.
16) You're Queer! You're here! .... Get used to Fag Bashing!
17)The countries the USA bailed out of World War Two(the big one) should forever show their
loyalty. Or next time they can all go and learn to speak German.
!8)I believe in capital punishment. If a very very small number of innocent people are
executed, then that's an accidental death. We don't outlaw automobiles just because thousands of
people are killed by them each year.
19) When I visit another country I try very hard to use their language. If you move to the USA
then learn to speak English. That's what I did when I moved to England. Hey you bleeding heart
Liberals..... Take down all those Spanish signs.
20)Guns don't kill people, people kill people. Want "gun control"? How about "silverware
control" and "baseball bat control" and "Hammer control" and "control" on everything else
people use to kill people.
21)I am willing to compromise about capital punishment in the following way. If you are
convicted of murder you should be put into a 7 x 4 foot cell with a bed mat and a toilet. You
should recieve 3 slices of bread, three glasses of water, and a multi-vitamin everyday. You
should also be given a handgun with one bullet in it. Then the choice is yours.
22) I'm generally a fun loving guy.
23) I try to find the humor in everything and usually can.
24) I like to make people laugh. The sicker the joke the better.
25)I think if you are starving and live in the desert..... MOVE TO WHERE SHIT GROWS!!!!!!!!!!
5 comments:
The U.S. started going downhill when these views were considered "radical".
I KNEW this was you from the very beginning Rick!!! I'm trying this thing of watching or reading something funny everyday before I go to bed. This will do it for tonight. However, can't you use the word poopoo?
PS How do you know Jesus didn't teach Buddha?
Love and kisses,
Debbie
I KNEW this was you from the very beginning Rick!!! I'm trying this thing of watching or reading something funny everyday before I go to bed. This will do it for tonight. However, can't you use the word poopoo?
PS How do you know Jesus didn't teach Buddha?
Love and kisses,
Debbie
Uncle Rick..you always make me laugh. Thanks for that! ;-)
Why no opinion about shrinks?
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