1. My feelings on kids: Kids are OK if you cook them long enough.
2. I don’t mind going back to prison, so keep that in mind should you decide to do some thing stupid.
3. On stupid: you can’t fix stupid.
4. On friends and family: you can pick your friend and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friends nose nor can you pick your family.
5. On the Internet: Al Gore did not invent it I did and that is all I will say about that.
6. On company: after 3 days like fish they start to stink.
7. On global warming Al Gore is a Pin Head.
8. On Bill O’Reilly: He is correct 99% of the time, the one percent is when he disagrees with me.
9. On the best inventions of all time: It is the Thermos Bottle, It keeps hot things hot and cold thing cold…How do it Know, How do it Know?
10. On marriage: Better marry up ↑ boys…. It worked for me.
11. On time: Time is a friend the only thing is… you only have friends so long.
12. Lending money to a friend: Say so long.
13. Lending money to family: It is a gift get over it, you ain’t getting it back
14. Marathons: Did one once 26.2 miles, won’t do it again. All I got was a medal, bad knees and blisters.
15. On Michael Phelps: Bone Head. Even if he is from Maryland
16. Politicians: One word popinjay and palter O.K. that is two words “couldn't help myself.
17. Biggest sin of Mankind: To sit a person in a chair they can’t fill. Want proof look at our Congress, you need not look further
18. Film vs. Digital photography, unlike previous predictions it looks like digital is taken over
19. Old dogs new tricks: I just got an iTouch….way cool.
20. On Rap music…they left the “C” off the name
21. Country Music still rules
22. On Michael Hips: Smart Boy Hendrix can’t hold a candle to Clapton.
23. On Stephen King: weird dude
24. Lunatic: Number 1 way to describe anyone whose rocket is missing a couple of stages.
25. And finally: How come you had enough time to read this? Are you bored out of your collective minds?
One last word, Look for something more serious when I feel serious.
4 comments:
yes.I think i am bored out of my mind. Seriously though I agree with the whole Eric Clapton vs. Hendrix thing but Nathan says "WHAtevER!"..lol
What a way to start my day! Too funny. Did you see the nononsensemen.com guy last night? Loser.
I've been trying to get Bill to send me a free copy of "Bold Fresh" but he's not having it I guess. =-)
Jim,
you boys are making me look dull! How funny. I am amazed at how I agree with you and Rick so completely on politics!! You guys know how to say it just right! Has anyone else noticed that Obama still seems to be campaigning (just like Clinton did). Is he waiting for someone to tell him what to do next?
Deb
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