Tuesday, April 22, 2008

It's Time to Commit or Get Off the Pot!

Sounds like something Mom would say, huh?

Okay everyone, here's the deal. The 5 Sibs, as I'm referring to us now, have come to an agreement. We are taking on the major burden for the cost of the lodging for the reunion so that our children and grand children will have a better chance of attending. No guilt, just love. This is a "younger generation only" deal of a lifetime. In order to make this work, we need an accurate head count. Renting these places is not cheap and a few people can make a couple thousand dollar swing in price. This is the break down...for couples with or without children, the cost will be $250. For singles, the cost is $150. We need a deposit of $100 sent to me, Aunt Eileen (banker extraordinaire), by May 31, 2008. Some of you have already said you're just going to send the whole amount. That's cool. The rest will be due sometime after the 1st of the year. We're hoping that your Tax Rebate might help out with this. Deposits are not refundable. Once you say you're coming, we're depending on your funds to make this all work. If you don't commit by 5/31/08, then you're more than welcome to come to Branson. We WANT you there, but you'll have to find lodging close by. Like I said, the 5 Sibs are throwing a grand each at this thing and we need to be sure where we're throwing it! Any money that we collect in excess of the rental will go towards stocking the house with food. If we just break even, then we'll take up a food collection when everyone gets there. I think this will be the most economical way for all you kids. If you have questions, just let me know. We're trying to make this fun and fair for everyone. We love you all and it won't be the same if I have to spend all my time with those other 4 Sibs that were so mean to me when I was a poor defenseless child. So PLEEEEEZ let me know you'll be there!

9 comments:

Jim Laverty said...

OK Poor little abused Bean. Come to the reunion and I will be glad to share about her poor depraved childhood. Don’t come and you will miss it all!!!!!
Uncle (the Great One, King James, not to be confused with the Biblical one) Jim

Lyn said...

Oh, and I shall tell the tale of having to tote that poor abused child everywhere....couldn't even lose her at Canaan Lake, and I tried, when she refused to walk! But, then, I do have a soft heart, and the brat....beanie, is still here. Need I say more? Ok, except---would somweone please get his darn heavy typing gnome off of my already over burdened shoulders...please! Or I'll just have to get my mountain man to shoot the ....can't think of a nice word, but you know what I mean!

Lyn said...

Loving y'ALL!

Debbie said...

I love her, even if I did pinch her to make her cry once - and she just can't let me forget it! ( Even though I took her out to lunch for Chinese on the way to the Dover Mall a million and one times)
Count us in on the deal, Eileen!
Debbie (the distracted one)

Bethany, Josh, Madelyn, Abigail, Joshua Jr and Delilah. said...

Hey mom,
All of your grandchildren myself and my hubbie will be there but I don't know if we'll really be rescueing you from your sibiling but at least you can watch my kids being crazy that should bring back some child hood memories and hopefully some good stories to tell. Aunts and Uncles I'm counting on you for some dirt on my mom! Don't let me down :)
Love You All,
Bethany

Jim Laverty said...

Oh Bethany, you can count on it. And if we don't have enough I am sure we can make up some stuff. Uncle Rick and I are masters and we feed on each other so you may not know what is true or what is fiction, but it will be fun at you mom's expense.
Uncle,
Jim

Eileen Phelps said...

Hey! I guess it's too late for birth control, so I'll have to put up with my child. How did this thing get turned around? Bethany you're supposed to be on my side! Just wait...what goes around comes around...

Jim Laverty said...

We love you Bean!!!!

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Wow I didn't realize you could just leave comments. I feel stupid.